#the split was bizarre

[fredandginger64]

This article suggests that their so called feud was a promotional stunt. Who knows? But I know one thing, their split was not because of it.

Article from The Syracuse-Herald Journal, June 21, 1956

[chloesimaginationthings]

Star platinum will ORA you

[bettyweir]

Forever the most tragic thing about mbav is how it treated sarah and all the girl characters. Literally sm iconic girls, but caught so much in 2010s girlboss feminism that, well, only sees girls as worth while when we flex our masculinity. We arent allowed to be weak or cry, not for long.

And man that one 3 hour long video on mbav that says "Sarah just punches and kills things" will forever be on my nerves.

The writers couldnt figure out what to do with her BESIDES have her always in conflict. Shes only allowed to be happy under a spell. They throw away her main though line with her struggles with vampirism and gets resolved off screen. And then the vampire consile just harasses her for all of s2, like why whyy...

[jacktheeldergod2]

Which is the coolest monster hunter weapon?

The vampire killer. Whip that has killed Dracula like 30 times now as well as 5 billion or so monsters. Better than any family heirloom your bloodline has

Alucard's guns. The weapons of the strongest vampire. Have liquified enough people to fill a pool the size of Rhode island

Nichirin swords from demon slayers. They can slay demons. Specifically those of tengen uzui,these stupid ass oversized meat cleaver things. I love them dearly

The omnidirectional movement gear they use in attack on titan. Shame they got rid of the og concept of the swords being flaming

The split-soul katana. Hits things at the soul. The coolest weapon in jujutsu kaisen

The luck and pluck sword from jojo's bizarre adventure. It's Jojo so it should win

[mechazushi]

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NO, BECAUSE WHAT DO I GOTTA DO TO GET THOSE BACK-BACKS ON MY DOOR STEP!!?!?!?!! DEAD ASS I NEED- NOT WANT- NEEED RENO'S! I AM NOT KIDDING- DO YOU SEE MY ASS KIDDING YOU RIGHT NOW?

AND THE SCYTHE?!?!?!? I SERIOUSLY WILL LEARN HOW TO USE COSPLAY FOAM IF IT MEANT I GET THAT SHIT IN MY HOUSE!!!!!!

AND JUST- KAFKA ON A MOTORCYCLE!??!?!?! HOT, JUST SO. FUCKING. HOT.

AND HOW IS THEIR MODELS BETTER THAN THE DAMN SHOW!?!?!?!? @PRODUCTION I.G, EVERYONE IS FLEXING ON YOUR ASS RIGHT NOW!!!!

AND DOES ANYONE REALIZE THE PRICELESS OPPORTUNITY WE HAVE BEEN PRESENTED!?!?!??! KAFKA-RENO- AND KIKORU DOING THE SILLIEST, THE STUPIDEST, THE MOST OUTRAGEOUS DANCE EMOTES.

PLEASE: TO ANYONE IN THE KN8 COMMUNITY WITH A FORTNIGHT PASS: I ASK-NO, BEG! FOR YOU TO UPLOAD A VIDEO OF KAFKA DANCING LIKE A FUCKIN' WEEB!!!!

(I feel like I should also clarify that I do not want nor can I play Fortnight. My anxiety would not be able to let me...)

[mecha--maniac]

Giving the scrungles chao saga

Mephiles's? Sweet babyangel service chao; if they did races Meph would definitely be dancemom manipulative of the other chao handlers just to make them fight, with the chao being none the wiser.

Metal's starts off as a feral little shit that loves to bite; but biting is not very effective on Metal, so oops bro, looks like you have been government assigned a chao (Who eventually warms up to him with the correct combination of ignoring their shenanigans and manhandling them into being socialized. No, we are having a nice day at the beach, you may not go and bite small children)

The third one is for an unpictured different Metal. This one was a rescue and is very shy, but their mommy is very scary with a resting murder face which gives them some more confidence as they grow up. Anyone who messes with this chao would wind up mysteriously missing.

If these were in the game...

Meph's chao would operate like a chaos chao, except it needs higher stats in power and flight.

Metal chao 1 would be neutral/speed/flight with a disproportionate amount of kangaroos and/or bug animals givin to it.

Metal chao 2 would be dark/power/flying, raised primarily on drives and dragons.

[monkee-mobile]

okay random headcanon but peter likes to nuzzle with his nose!! he gets all smiley and snuggly and just nuzzles in!!

also the monkees set aside time in the day to snuggle, usually before they crash for bed. this probably starts sometimes in the 70s and continues as they get older

okay thank you bye!!!

[imlikeafan]

I think the negative comments about Colin’s character are a consequence of the season being split in two. The audience is use to seeing the full character arc and self realization in one sitting. The latter half of the show will always show the most character progression and amend previous offenses but because people were cut off just at the beginning of the turning point for Colin he’s getting a lot more heat for his actions than, let’s say, Anthony did during his. Because the audience was given the immediate gratification of him changing for the better and here we are not.

All I ask is to please be kind to the actors who are in no way responsible for what their characters do, who deserve respect as ACTUAL human beings, and who have clearly put so much care into making the show.

[artttho]

brrrrrrruno bucciarrrrrrati (roll the rs)

[erinajoestars]

They are so great

[synthshenanigans]

Bruh apple music HATES chonny I feel so bad

[If you gots apple music, it released early again so be careful if you don't want spoilers!! Jash also just prefers everyone to wait for the actual upload]

[smile-files]

i continue to find ii3 baffling. why did they make it (this isn't to hate on the season, i'm genuinely curious)

[mightbemod]

MORE JOSUKE!!!!! 💖

wanted to screw around with his design some more :D Yasuho put the mlp bandaid on him <3

Redraw of this:

[chirpsythismorning]

🎨 🖼️ 🌈 🩹 🧍🏽💡 🔮⚡️☄️

You’ve Really Got a Hold on Me by Smokey Robinson & The Miracles

[abybweisse]

Is there anything to hold back undertaker from using more than one corpse in a bizarre doll's creation?

Because i saw the debates for this new chapter and the possibility of kelvin being the currently unknown BD, and while i think he kind of could be, i don't think he is phisically capable of being a useful servant.also he seemed kind of on the shorter side.but if i'm not misremembering, the guy that deliverd the news to RCiel was sort of tall?so i thought maybe he is a chimera of kelvin and joker.or joker's body with kelvins cinematic records?but i personally think Layla/Al was shown for that purpose and covers the mental aspects of a corpse running on two peoples cinematic records(if thats the actual deal with her of course, and it wasn't a mental condition she had always had)so the remaining servant covers the body horror aspect and physical limitations...but honestly could be both, a phiycall and mental combination

Bizarre doll experiments

Ok, so there are a lot of things to go over here. I'm going to number them.

1. Can Undertaker use more than one corpse in a bizarre doll? I suppose he probably can, if, say... the main body was missing limbs, organs, etc that could be harvested from another corpse. This could even go as far as what Angela Blanc does in s1 to Vincent and Rachel. But only if the body parts don't reject each other. Since Yana-san is sticking to the idea of blood groups (ignoring Rh factor), compatibility matters in the Kuroverse. If Polaris were Joker, for example, he could have arms and hands from another body. However, I believe that Polaris is not Joker.

2. There are readers who think Kelvin might be a bizarre doll. There are so many reasons why this would make no sense. Not only does his body type not match any of the lords of the stars, but neither does his personality/cinematic records -- ok, actually I'm gonna backtrack on that part a bit later in this post. The goals that make up the "episodes" for these bizarre dolls don't match anything that Baron Kelvin would care about... except perhaps one.... Though he doesn't see himself as a butler or other servant, so he definitely wouldn't say the things that Polaris says.

3. What if Polaris is a combo of Kelvin and Joker? Makes even less sense than Kelvin being a Bizarre Doll by himself. Joker would need arms/hands, but they definitely don't look like Kelvin's, either. And neither one of them speaks like Polaris or self-refers as a butler like Polaris does. Also, what about loyalty to real Ciel and about not wanting to lose his master again? That's why I think Polaris is someone who was already loyal to the Phantomhive family, like a former butler.

4. What is Layla/Al's situation? There seem to be two major possibilities here, and I'm not sure which one I ascribe to... or should ascribe to. I do think Layla might be Baron Heathfield's dead daughter, which would explain how Undertaker got hold of this particular body when he did and why he decided to make an advanced bizarre doll from her; Heathfield might have paid for it in some way, like it was part of their original agreement when Heathfield's manor became a blood collection facility.

But Al? Either Al was already there before Layla died... or Al was added in an experiment by Undertaker. Since I think this is two parts to a mind -- two personalities -- and not a matter of mind and soul or two souls, I lean towards the idea she already had a split personality. I don't think Layla/Al currently has a soul. I think the reason the Collie kids are boys dressed as girls is specifically to match their "aptitude" to a person who dresses as a girl but has a split personality that's half girlish and half masculine. In ch204, the staff ladies even talk about matching not just their bodies to the stars but also their souls. They seem to be trying to make Oliver and the other Collies act as if they have split personalities; maybe this could potentially cause a rift in one of their souls... making that one the best candidate for Layla/Al. This sounds a bit cracky, I know, but it's the best-fitting scenario I can think of at the moment.

Even crackier: We don't know Baron Kelvin's first name, do we? I sure hope it's not Al. He'd enjoy having part of his mind (some episodes, perhaps) in the body of a pretty "doll" like Layla, wouldn't he? I mean, it's kind of what he wanted to begin with:

So, if Layla/Al turns out to be a mind experiment... and if Kelvin is in any way incorporated into a lord of the stars, then this could be how.... 🤯 I can definitely imagine him making wounded veterans oink and squeal like pigs. I can also imagine him wanting to be beautiful... but not really caring which bow Layla wears in her hair; like, such decisions might get tiresome for him, ya know? The biggest aspect in favor of Al being part of Baron Kelvin's mind? Undertaker would likely get a kick out of fulfilling Kelvin's wishes in such a freakish manner.

However, there are things about Al's behavior that don't quite match what we know of Kelvin's personality. 🤷🏻‍♀️ I hope we get a break-away chapter or scene showing Othello in his lab and examining Layla/Al's brain. That might be the best way to get answers on her situation, since it seems unlikely our earl is ever going to meet her and get an explanation about her from Undertaker.

5. If we have one star lord with split or combined mentality, do we also get one that's a physical split/combination? Not necessarily, though it's definitely been touched on by what Angela does not just to Vincent and Rachel's bodies but also to Victoria and Albert's bodies in s1.

I originally started answering parts of this ask before ch203 and ch204, but it sat in draft so long that now I can add this: We don't need to combine bodies of our earl's former adversaries (like Joker or Kelvin) when we can combine the star lords with body parts from orphans. Honestly, if/when our earl finds this out, he'll be way more disgusted by Undertaker using innocent children as parts (like the circus doc essentially did) than if Joker and/or Kelvin got recycled into some monstrosity. Either way, he'd see fit to have all the star lords destroyed, but there's more emotional damage to him for destroying bodies that are partly made of innocent children. I don't think he'd feel quite as bad having some Kelvin/Joker abomination stomped or ripped apart.

So... now I say: Yes, there is a physical combination in the works for the star lords, and it might have already begun. Probably for each of them, to some extent. Not with Joker or Kelvin (or Madam Red, etc.) but with these kids from the orphanage.

We still don't know what F. O. L. stands for. Could be as basic as "Full of Life". I still think it might be as simple as "For Our Lords".

[thegreatyin]

throws ebenholz in the neath. how do you think he'd fare

eaten by the masters for lunch. sad! well there's other goatboys